Manufacturers of Writing Instruments Since 1925
OVER THE HILL party favor pens get your celebration going with an assortment of unique over-the-hill wisdom. Each package contains 25 pens printed with 'wise' words of wisdom:
1. I'd rather be over the hill than under it!2. If I were wine, you couldn't afford me3. It's easier on the way down!4. In dog years I'd be dead!5. I'd rather be an old fart than a young asshole.
25 "OVER THE HILL" birthday pens per order of $9.50.
Over the Hill Pens